Thursday, July 18, 2019

Angola in the Comics #12: It Really Happened #4

Here's a rather unusual entry in my irregular "Angola in the Comics" series. This time I'm looking at It Really Happened #4, published in 1944 by the company usually dubbed 'Pines' (also known as Better, Standard & Nestor). It Really Happened was one of many educational comics published in the 1940s which seemed to exist primarily to defend the comics genre against charges that they were strictly juvenile with no redeeming values. It Really Happened primarily recounted the biographies of famous people from history.

It Really Happened #4 features 'Dr. David Livingstone', a nine-page adaptation of the life of the famous Dr. Livingstone. Angola is mostly a footnote in his career, and so it is within the book as well; there are only two panels explicitly set in Angola, the first when he finds landolphia vine in Angola and the second when he's recuperating in Luanda (spelled 'Loanda' in the comic). The unfortunate aspect of this comic is how the Africans are portrayed - all with big thick lips and speaking pidgin English.

The most interesting aspect of this comic is the identity of its author: believe it or not, Patricia Highsmith! Highsmith is best known for her novels Strangers on a Train and The Talented Mr. Ripley, but in the years before she became known for protagonists who self-destruct because of their pent-up secrets, she wrote a number of comic books. I wish she had taken more care with the African dialogue, but the actual storytelling in the comic is pretty good, as you'd hope from one of the 20th century's greatest novelists.

Images from The Digital Comic Museum

Monday, July 15, 2019

Spider-Man: Far from Home creator credits

As usual, I have compiled a list of elements in the most recent Marvel Cinematic Universe film which owe a debt to the original comics; this time out it's Spider-Man: Far from Home! Check out my list below and tell me if you have any corrections. My full list of Marvel Creator Credits can be found here!

Stan Lee: co-creator of Spider-Man, Peter Parker, a teenage super hero garbed in red and blue with a red webbing design, spider emblem on chest, lenses in his mask and webbing in his armpits; Spider-Man swinging around on webbing fired from his web-shooters and climbing up walls; Peter designing his own web-shooters and web fluid; Spider-Man motivated to use his powers to help others; Peter's aunt May Parker; of Flash Thompson, a student who bullies Peter (Amazing Fantasy #15, 1962); of Peter Parker's interest in photography; of J. Jonah Jameson, a blustering newsman from the Daily Bugle who hates Spider-Man; of Spider-Man's spider-sense power which warns him of danger (Amazing Spider-Man #1, 1962); of Betty Brant, a reporter in New York, friend of Peter Parker; of Flash Thompson as Spider-Man's #1 fan; of Spider-Man battling a sand-based super-villain (Amazing Spider-Man #4, 1963); of the Parkers living in Queens (Amazing Spider-Man #7, 1963); of Mysterio, a figure glad in green with a purple cape and glass dome helmet; Mysterio posing as a super hero; Mysterio using various tricks to make it appear as though he has super powers; of J. Jonah Jameson being a pawn of Mysterio (Amazing Spider-Man #13, 1964); of Spider-Man calling himself a 'friendly neighborhood' Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #17, 1964); of Ned Leeds, an associate of Peter Parker; Ned in a relationship with Betty Brant (Amazing Spider-Man #18, 1964); of Mysterio using sophisticated illusions to confuse Spider-Man's perception of reality (Amazing Spider-Man #24, 1965); of Peter Parker linked to a love interest whose initials are 'MJ' (Amazing Spider-Man #25, 1965); of Spider-Man battling a metallic heat-based super-villain (Amazing Spider-Man #28, 1965); of the Skrulls, a race of green extraterrestrials with ridged chins who have the ability to shapeshift into anyone (Fantastic Four #2, 1962); of Skrulls wearing the colour purple in their uniforms (Fantastic Four #18, 1963); of Black Panther, a black costumed super hero from Wakanda (Fantastic Four #52, 1966); of Bruce Banner, a famous scientist and the monstrous Hulk (Incredible Hulk #1, 1962); of Thor, Norse god of thunder (Journey into Mystery #83, 1962); of a super hero named Captain Marvel (Marvel Super-Heroes #12, 1967); of Nick Fury, a soldier in the US Army (Sgt. Fury and His Howling Commandos #1, 1963); of S.H.I.E.L.D., an international espionage agency; of Nick Fury having lost his left eye; Nick Fury as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. with rank of colonel (Strange Tales #135, 1965); of Tony Stark, a wealthy industrialist whose Iron Man armor grants him superhuman strength, flight and special weapons (Tales of Suspense #39, 1963); of Pepper Potts, Tony Stark's secretary and romantic interest; Happy Hogan, a former boxer turned chauffeur and bodyguard to Tony Stark; Stark Industries, Tony's technology company (Tales of Suspense #45, 1963); of Iron Man wearing red & gold armor (Tales of Suspense #48, 1963); of the Black Widow, a black-clad spy (Tales of Suspense #52, 1964)

Steve Ditko: co-creator of Spider-Man, Peter Parker, a teenage super hero garbed in red and blue with a red webbing design, spider emblem on chest, lenses in his mask and webbing in his armpits; Spider-Man swinging around on webbing fired from his web-shooters and climbing up walls; Peter designing his own web-shooters and web fluid; Spider-Man motivated by a sense of responsbility to use his powers to help others; Peter's aunt May Parker; of Flash Thompson, a student who bullies Peter (Amazing Fantasy #15, 1962); of Peter Parker's interest in photography; of J. Jonah Jameson, a blustering newsman from the Daily Bugle who hates Spider-Man; of Spider-Man's spider-sense power which warns him of danger (Amazing Spider-Man #1, 1962); of Betty Brant, a reporter in New York and friend of Peter Parker; of Flash Thompson as Spider-Man's #1 fan; of Spider-Man battling a sand-based super-villain (Amazing Spider-Man #4, 1963); of the Parkers living in Queens (Amazing Spider-Man #7, 1963); of Mysterio, a figure glad in green with a purple cape and glass dome helmet; Mysterio posing as a super hero; Mysterio using various tricks to make it appear as though he has super powers; of J. Jonah Jameson being a pawn of Mysterio (Amazing Spider-Man #13, 1964); of Spider-Man calling himself a 'friendly neighborhood' Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #17, 1964); of Ned Leeds, an associate of Peter Parker; Ned in a relationship with Betty Brant (Amazing Spider-Man #18, 1964); of Mysterio using sophisticated illusions to confuse Spider-Man's perception of reality (Amazing Spider-Man #24, 1965); of Peter Parker linked to a love interest whose initials are 'MJ' (Amazing Spider-Man #25, 1965); of Spider-Man battling a metallic heat-based super-villain (Amazing Spider-Man #28, 1965); of Iron Man wearing red & gold armor (Tales of Suspense #48, 1963)

Jack Kirby: co-creator of the Avengers, a team of super heroes (Avengers #1, 1963; of Captain America, Steve Rogers, a patriotic super hero garbed in a red, white and blue costume with 'A' on forehead and stars & stripes on his chest (Captain America Comics #1, 1941); of Captain America's mask being fastened to his costume; of Captain America's round, red and white shield with star in its center (Captain America Comics #2, 1941); of the Skrulls, a race of green extraterrestrials with ridged chins who have the ability to shapeshift into anyone (Fantastic Four #2, 1962); of Skrulls wearing the colour purple in their uniforms (Fantastic Four #18, 1963); of Black Panther, a black costumed super hero from Wakanda (Fantastic Four #52, 1966); of Bruce Banner, a famous scientist and the monstrous Hulk (Incredible Hulk #1, 1962); of Thor, Norse god of thunder (Journey into Mystery #83, 1962); of Nick Fury, a soldier in the US Army (Sgt. Fury and His Howling Commandos #1, 1963); of S.H.I.E.L.D., an international espionage agency; of Nick Fury having lost his left eye; Nick Fury as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. with rank of colonel (Strange Tales #135, 1965); of Tony Stark, a wealthy industrialist whose Iron Man armor grants him superhuman strength, flight and special weapons (Tales of Suspense #39, 1963)

Don Heck: co-creator of Tony Stark, a wealthy industrialist whose Iron Man armor grants him superhuman strength, flight and special weapons (Tales of Suspense #39, 1963); of Pepper Potts, Tony Stark's secretary and romantic interest; Happy Hogan, a former boxer turned chauffeur and bodyguard to Tony Stark; Stark Industries, Tony's technology company (Tales of Suspense #45, 1963); of the Black Widow, a black-clad spy (Tales of Suspense #52, 1964)

Brian Michael Bendis: co-creator of Stark Tower, the downtown Manhattan headquarters of the Avengers (New Avengers #3, 2005); of the Skrulls arriving on Earth as refugees (Secret Invasion #1, 2008); of Maria Hill, next in line to command S.H.I.E.L.D. (Secret War #5, 2005); of Nick Fury as an African-American man (Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #5, 2001); of Nick Fury becoming a mentor to teenaged Peter Parker (Ultimate Spider-Man #100, 2006)

J. Michael Straczynski: co-creator of Mr. Harrington, a staff member at Midtown High School (Amazing Spider-Man #32, 2001); of May Parker finding out her nephew Peter is Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #35, 2001); of Tony Stark mentoring Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man #519, 2005); of Tony Stark building a new costume for Spider-Man with widget arms (Amazing Spider-Man #529, 2006)

Joe Simon: co-creator of Captain America, Steve Rogers, a patriotic super hero garbed in a red, white and blue costume with 'A' on forehead and stars & stripes on his chest (Captain America Comics #1, 1941); of Captain America's mask being fastened to his costume; of Captain America's round, red and white shield with star in its center (Captain America Comics #2, 1941)

John Romita Jr.: co-creator of a water-based enemy of Spider-Man supposedly empowered by a hydroelectric generator accident (Amazing Spider-Man #212, 1981); of Mr. Harrington, a staff member at Midtown High School (Amazing Spider-Man #32, 2001); of May Parker finding out her nephew Peter is Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #35, 2001)

Len Kaminski: co-creator of the War Machine armor, a suit of Iron Man armor colored silver and grey and outfitted with heavy weaponry, including a shoulder-mounted canon (Iron Man #281, 1992); of the War Machine armor being worn by James Rhodes with a unibeam designed for its chest (Iron Man #284, 1992)

Kevin Hopgood: co-creator of the War Machine armor, a suit of Iron Man armor colored silver and grey and outfitted with heavy weaponry, including a shoulder-mounted canon (Iron Man #281, 1992); of the War Machine armor being worn by James Rhodes with a unibeam designed for its chest (Iron Man #284, 1992)

Dennis O'Neil: co-creator of a water-based enemy of Spider-Man supposedly empowered by a hydroelectric generator accident (Amazing Spider-Man #212, 1981); of Obadiah Stane, a criminal businessman determined to seize control of Tony Stark's company (Iron Man #166, 1983)

Robert Bernstein: co-creator of Pepper Potts, Tony Stark's secretary and romantic interest; Happy Hogan, a former boxer turned chauffeur and bodyguard to Tony Stark; Stark Industries, Tony's technology company (Tales of Suspense #45, 1963)

Larry Lieber: co-creator of Tony Stark, a wealthy industrialist whose Iron Man armor grants him superhuman strength, flight and special weapons (Tales of Suspense #39, 1963)

Jim Starlin: co-creator of half of all people blinking out of existence (Infinity Gauntlet #1, 1991); of the disappeared people being brought back (Infinity Gauntlet #6, 1991)

Christopher Priest: co-creator of Peter and Ned going on a trip to Europe; of Peter needing another Spider-Man costume while in Europe (Spider-Man vs. Wolverine #1, 1987)

Mark Bright: co-creator of Peter and Ned going on a trip to Europe; of Peter needing another Spider-Man costume while in Europe (Spider-Man vs. Wolverine #1, 1987)

John Byrne: co-creator of Spider-Man as an Avenger (Avengers #316, 1990); of James "Rhodey" Rhodes, pilot and friend of Tony Stark (Iron Man #118, 1979)

Luke McDonnell: co-creator of Obadiah Stane, a criminal businessman determined to seize control of Tony Stark's company (Iron Man #166, 1983)

Ron Garney: co-creator of Tony Stark building a new costume for Spider-Man which includes retractable widget arms (Amazing Spider-Man #529, 2006)

Mark Millar: co-creator of the Avengers as a team organized and run by S.H.I.E.L.D. under Fury's guidance (Ultimates #2, 2002)

Bryan Hitch: co-creator of the Avengers as a team organized and run by S.H.I.E.L.D. under Fury's guidance (Ultimates #2, 2002)

John Buscema: co-creator of Vision, an android Avenger with phasing powers (Avengers #57, 1968)

Roy Thomas: co-creator of Vision, an android Avenger with phasing powers (Avengers #57, 1968)

Mark Gruenwald: creator of Mysterio's real name Quentin Beck (Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #7, 1983)

David Finch: co-creator of Stark Tower, the downtown Manhattan headquarters of the Avengers (New Avengers #3, 2005)

Kurt Busiek: co-creator of Jason Ionello, a student at Midtown High School (Untold Tales of Spider-Man #1, 1995)

Pat Olliffe: co-creator of Jason Ionello, a student at Midtown High School (Untold Tales of Spider-Man #1, 1995)

Salvador Larroca: co-creator of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts as a couple (Invincible Iron Man #15, 2009)

Matt Fraction: co-creator of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts as a couple (Invincible Iron Man #15, 2009)

Mike Deodato Jr.: co-creator of Tony Stark mentoring Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man #519, 2005)

Adi Granov: creator of Iron Man armor design (Iron Man #75, 2004)

Bob Layton: co-creator of James "Rhodey" Rhodes, pilot and friend of Tony Stark (Iron Man #118, 1979)

David Michelinie: co-creator of James "Rhodey" Rhodes, pilot and friend of Tony Stark (Iron Man #118, 1979)

Don Rico: co-creator of the Black Widow, a black-clad spy (Tales of Suspense #52, 1964)

George Perez: co-creator of half of all people blinking out of existence (Infinity Gauntlet #1, 1991)

Ron Lim: co-creator of the disappeared people being brought back (Infinity Gauntlet #6, 1991)

Gabriele Dell'Otto: co-creator of Maria Hill, next in line to command S.H.I.E.L.D. (Secret War #5, 2005)

Alan Moore: co-creator of Earth referred to by the number "616" (Daredevils #7, 1983)

Alan Davis: co-creator of Earth referred to by the number "616" (Daredevils #7, 1983)

Peter David: co-creator of Talos, a Skrull warrior (Incredible Hulk #418, 1994)

Gary Frank: co-creator of Talos, a Skrull warrior (Incredible Hulk #418, 1994)

Kelly Sue DeConnick: co-creator of Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel (Captain Marvel #1, 2012)

Dexter Soy: co-creator of Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel (Captain Marvel #1, 2012)

Leinil Francis Yu: co-creator of the Skrulls arriving on Earth as refugees (Secret Invasion #1, 2008)

Mike Allred: co-creator of Nick Fury as an African-American man (Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #5, 2001)

Paul Ryan: co-creator of Spider-Man as an Avenger (Avengers #316, 1990)

Gene Colan: co-creator of a super hero named Captain Marvel (Marvel Super-Heroes #12, 1967)

Ross Andru: co-creator of Spider-Man battling a cyclone-generating super-villain (Amazing Spider-Man #143, 1975)

Gerry Conway: co-creator of Spider-Man battling a cyclone-generating super-villain (Amazing Spider-Man #143, 1975)

Mark Bagley: co-creator of Nick Fury becoming a mentor to teenaged Peter Parker (Ultimate Spider-Man #100, 2006)

Tom DeFalco: co-creator of Spider-Man wearing a black costume (Amazing Spider-Man #252, 1984)

Ron Frenz: co-creator of Spider-Man wearing a black costume (Amazing Spider-Man #252, 1984)

Chris Claremont: co-creator of Spider-Man teaming up with Nick Fury (Marvel Team-Up #83, 1979)

Sal Buscema: co-creator of Spider-Man teaming up with Nick Fury (Marvel Team-Up #83, 1979)

Saturday, July 6, 2019

I dug up the Mummy (2017)

The Mummy is a movie from 2017 which was intended to be the first entry in Universal's Dark Universe franchise. It turned out to be a catastrophic failure and the franchise died on the vine. I know many people online have already mocked this film, but I have an interest in it; I rented it from my library so I could see it for myself.

I have a lot of love for the classic 'Universal Monsters' films. They were hard to come by when I was growing up, other than the occasional broadcast on AMC (back in the days when AMC was a classic film channel). I learned most of what I knew about the Universal Monsters from the various horror movie books I delved into at the library. I was fascinated to learn how the various movies were linked not only by studio, directors and stars, but that characters and plots would be revisited in different titles. The Universal Monsters have a real claim at being the 'first' of what we now call 'Cinematic Universes'.

But today's Cinematic Universes are constantly trying to be like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is an action-adventure film franchise, not a horror-based one at all. For that reason, it was extremely wrong-headed to ever think an action film franchise could be made out of the Universal Monsters. In fact, The Mummy was the third attempt at this, following Van Helsing (2004) and Dracula Untold (2014), neither of which I've seen. What's truly surprising is that Universal had barely any interest in making their successful action-adventure Mummy films starring Brendan Fraser into a franchise (outside of the Scorpion King spin-off).

Anyway, I'm going to sit down and watch The Mummy now and pause it as I go so that I can write down commentary here. I think it might be interesting to write my reactions as I delve into it. I'm not expecting much from the film, being as it was an enormous failure, but perhaps it will be unintentionally hilarious. I'll see...

0:00:30 - So far, so good! Since Universal introduced their present logo about 15 years ago, I've considered it the best one in the film biz.

0:00:45 - ...And then the 'Dark Universe' logo appears, spinning around the Earth from the opposite direction of the Universal logo. I guess that's conceptually a natural fit.

0:07:35 - So a tunnel being dug under London discovers an old burial chamber. Russell Crowe shows up and feels compelled to start narrating the story of Ahmanet, daughter of the pharaoh (in a version of Egypt where the landscape is nothing but sand. did you know they have nothing but sand in Egypt? It's true! movies told me so), who makes a pact with Set to murder her family so she can be pharoah. Some guards defeat her with blowgun darts then, according to Crowe, "Ahmanet was mummified alive." But, like, not really... I mean, they wrap her up in mummy bandages but they don't take out her internal organs or anything like that... it would be more accurate to say "Ahmanet was buried alive."

0:08:16 - 'The Mummy' title finally appears on screen!

0:09:05 - Tom Cruise enters. In the past I wouldn't have called myself a fan of Cruise, but the one-two punch of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) and Edge of Tomorrow (2014) made me a fan of his recent pictures. He's become someone whose films I make a point of watching on airline flights and getting him to be in The Mummy feels like a big deal for Universal - like, in terms of actors not already tied up in a Cinematic Universe franchise, he is probably the biggest name alive.

0:09:35 - So I guess Cruise and his friend are soldiers in Iraq trying to steal precious materials during their downtime? So someone else watched Three Kings (1999), I guess.

0:11:46 - Okay, Cruise's character is named Nick and his friend is called Vail. After several minutes now of Vail yelling non-stop, I am compelled to remember this movie was made by the same minds behind those obnoxious Transformers (2007) films.

0:12:11 - The movie seems to assume we already like these characters and care about whether they live or die, but we've known them only 4 minutes! It is staggering to see that what George Stevens could accomplish in 1939's Gunga Din - broadly sketched characters whose rivalries and banter is quickly established and made endearing - is so leaden when attempted today. I don't like these characters yet, movie. I am not at a point where someone yelling "We're gonna die!" for 30 seconds straight produces a chuckle.

0:13:13 - An explosion caused by an airstrike which Vail called upon the town unearths the same tomb which these two dunderheads were looking for. Buy a lottery ticket now, Nick.

0:14:34 - Nick and Vail's superior officer shows up and demonstrates that he knows exactly what the two of them are up to, but reveals what he knows in the form of exposition for us in the audience. Again, leaden.

0:15:49 - So a woman named Jennifer shows up and quickly exposits how she and Nick had a one-night stand, then he stole a map from her. They seem to be trying to play Nick as a rougish Indiana Jones-type, but even though Cruise is a very charismatic actor, none of his dialogue projects 'rogue'. More like 'snake'.

0:16:15 - So it seems this Egyptian tomb in Iraq is what Jennifer was looking for all along and she demands the US military provide cover while she performs an archaeological dig. How... how did she ever imagine she'd get at this buried tomb when the town was occupied by insurgents? I mean, she wouldn't have even imagined she'd get into the town, right? She doesn't have the staff or equipment to operate a dig which would take months or years to complete? Like, wouldn't this be a 'bucket list' goal maybe some century down the road when Iraq is less volatile? I don't think the US military provides security for archaeological digs.

0:16:49 - Having demonstrated he's aware that Nick goes around stealing priceless artifacts, Nick's superior officer punishes Nick by sending him into the tomb with Jennifer where all the priceless artifacts are. I can't even conceive how this might go sideways.

0:20:15 - Jennifer provides all kinds of running commentary as she explores the tomb, not even pausing to look things up and compare them. Like, she knows her Egyptian lore so well she can stare at a dead body, note what he's wearing, and determine what kind of priest he is and where in Egypt he's from. Uncanny.

0:22:23 - Nick uses his gun to blast the rope which keeps the sarcophagus held within a pool of mercury, using some kind of chain-pulley system. No idea how ropes could endure for thousands of years of rot or interference from local wildlife. Or the chains, for that matter, which would also degrade (or at least rust up) over time.

0:25:43 - So they use a military helicopter to get the sarcophagus out of the tomb, then just fly it alongside their convoy. I don't get it... why not load it into a truck?

0:27:31 - They load the sarcophagus into a military plane and take off for... not sure where. Meanwhile, Nick gazes at Jennifer's bare midriff in a manner meant to remind us of Transformers, I guess.

0:33:37 - The effects for the airplane in freefall were pretty good.

0:42:00 - Jennifer goes on a long bout of exposition to Nick, explaining who Ahmanet is and what the Dagger of Set is, even though we in the audience already know. I mean, now Nick knows, I guess. Maybe those revelations should have waited until this point in the picture?

0:43:25 - Oh, man. The undead image of Vail keeps appearing to Nick and telling him he's cursed and yes, apparently the Universal Monsters library wasn't deep enough, 'cause they're riffing on John Landis' An American Werewolf in London (1981). Worse, I think the filmmakers thought these scenes would be funny, the way the similar scenes in Landis' film were.

0:51:00 - So the place where the plane crashed is remarkably close to where the Dagger of Set was hidden. I guess I'm okay with that, since the occult forces which downed the plane could've chosen that place on purpose.

0:51:49 - I am surprisingly down for these action scenes of Nick beating up walking corpses, with his fists and feet constantly going right through his opponents. A better film could have mined this for Army of Darkness (1992)-style humour.

0:52:10 - Ahmanet strikes Jennifer with sufficient force to smash her into a pew several feet away and shatter the wood, yet Jennifer has no problem jogging out of the church and cemetery in the next scene. Are we sure she isn't supernatural too?

0:52:42 - "You saw that, right?" "I can't unsee it!" With different delivery/editing, could have been a laugh line. Instead it just hangs there.

0:53:00 - Oh, for the love of cheeseburgers, they actually exposit how the dagger got into the reliquary. I am paying attention! I am not an imbecile! Please be more smart, movie! At least it confirms the plane crashed there on purpose, as I suggested.

0:54:29 - Having just realized that Nick is under the sway of Ahmanet and has been driving in a circle without knowing it, why doesn't Jennifer take the wheel of the getaway ambulance? Does she do anything besides recap the plot?

0:55:13 - More great stunt work with Nick falling out of the ambulance as it rolls down a hill. It belongs in a museum! -- I mean, a better film.

0:57:33 - Oh, a gill-man hand... Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) reference, I guess. Hey, did you know Universal passed up a Creature remake by Guillermo del Toro, so instead he made the Academy Award-winning movie The Shape of Water (2017)? ...Just thought I'd mention it.

0:57:39 - Nick sees a skull with fangs. Vampire skull? S'funny, I've been a Buffy fan for so long, I'd all but forgotten that in Universal Monsters films the vampires always leave skeletons.

0:59:08 - Crowe finally identifies himself as Dr. Heny Jekyll, which he pronounces as "Jeck-ull" the way I do, but apparently Robert Louis Stevenson meant it to be "Jeek-ull", as in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931).

0:59:30 - "I would like to tell you a story." Oh, for the love of... show, don't tell, please? Movie?

1:01:07 - Jekyll identifies his organization as 'Prodigium'. One of the failings of Cinematic Universes is their need to have a SHIELD-type organization as a means by which the team of heroes are assembled and outfitted with their equipment. The DC and Godzilla films likewise felt the need to invent their own SHIELD-type groups, but it only highlights how badly they're trying to imitate what Marvel has done rather than chart their own path.

1:03:27 - Ahmanet starts going over her motivation and although it's all things we already know, the film feels the need to show us the scenes again. Sigh. I guess a better question is... what does she want now? I mean, originally she wanted to be queen of Egypt. Her kingdom's gone, so... present motivation?

1:09:10 - "Welcome to a new world of gods and monsters" says Jekyll, quoting Bride of Frankenstein (1935), the most highly-regarded of all the Universal Monsters films. Maybe don't remind people of a great movie in the middle of your lousy flick?

1:14:00 - So Prodigium is coming off as just the worst, what with half their agents becoming pawns of Ahmanet while Jekyll loses control of his Hyde persona at the same time. Do none of these people have blowgun darts?

1:32:35 - I don't know why I'm astonished that at the height of the drama when Nick has seemingly gone over to the side of evil and stabbed himself with the dagger, then sees Jennifer's dead form, the film thinks it needs to flash back again to Jennifer saying she thinks Nick is a good man. Hey, dumb audience member, we don't trust you to know how Nick feels about Jennifer, so permit us to bludgeon you! All of this exposition and flashbacks underly a lack of confidence on the part of the filmmakers.

1:32:45 - Oh, flibbertigibbet, they throw in a flashback of Jeykll telling Nick he could save the world. Why not let the actors emote and inhabit their characters instead of this blunt tomfoolery?

1:33:17 - Y'know, it's one thing for Ahmanet to take out her victims by kissing them to death, it plays really, really badly when Nick uses that same power to hold a woman down and smother the life out of her through intimate contact.

1:39:00 - Okay, the movie is over, but there's still 11 minutes of runtime left? How?

Oh, my goodness. That was it. 11 minutes of closing credits. At least a lot of people got paid!

In the end, what was this film? It doesn't try to be atmospheric, to evoke terror, to be a horror film... but it also fails at being an action-adventure film because the fantastic stunts and effects are surrounded by dull dialogue and flat characters. This thing needed whimsy... it needed likeable characters. It amazes me that Christopher McQuarrie wrote this screenplay as he's normally very good at writing for Cruise--then again, there are six credited writers, so maybe he didn't get to do much.

It's not hard to see why this film failed. I mean, who, upon leaving the cinema, would have run out and told a friend, "hey, you've gotta see The Mummy!" The film lacks even one single standout scene which would get people talking. None of the dialogue is quotable. Overall, I feel embarrassed for the people who put effort into fabricating such a lifeless, empty husk.

Friday, July 5, 2019

There's nothing to get MAD about

Word has come out that Mad Magazine is about to be cancelled. I have never been a regular reader of Mad, but the news brought a few things to mind.

There are three good reasons I can see why it has happened:

  1. The magazine format is (unfortunately) a dying medium and Mad relied heavily on newsstands and subscriptions.
  2. Their parent company, Warner, folded them under DC Comics' umbrella to save money and they've never been comfortable as a cog in a corporate machine.
  3. They're not relevant.

To that last point, do you realize it's been 25 years since The Simpsons mocked Mad's toothless humour in the episode "Bart of Darkness"? ("'The Lighter Side of Hippies.' They don't care whose toes they step on!"). I mean, 25 years! The Simpsons themselves have been toothless and irrelevant for the last 20 years!

People of a certain age (ie, older than me) wax nostalgically about how subversive Mad was in its heyday, that it was a real "truth to power" publication (Mike Sterling has a nice reminiscence here). And even in my junior high years, kids who brought Mad to school were rebels.

Yet, for all that, I can't recall a time among my friends or online where someone asked, "Hey, did you read that new issue of Mad?" Like, there was never a standout story which got people talking. Instead, Mad had a sense of sameness; you might ask, "Have you ever read a Spy vs. Spy?" but never ask, "Have you ever read this Spy vs. Spy?" I feel like after reading a certain number of Mads one reached their limit and didn't need to read more. The names of the celebrities and movies being parodied might change, but little else did.

It was just two months ago that I read the four volume set The Mad Archives, which cover the first 24 issues of Mad, comprising all of the full-colour comic book-format issues plus the first issue of the magazine format. Those issues were the product of Harvey Kurtzman, a brilliant humourist, but at times the archives were a struggle to get through. For the first two years of publication, Mad was a bi-monthly comic, but in its third year it went monthly and that seems to have been more than Kurtzman could manage. The book got a bit tedious in its third year because Kurtzman was so clearly trying to fill up pages to make deadlines instead of assembling quality material. There were far too many pages with recycled art, photo captions or even next-to-no-content (the 'joke' being that the page would be practically blank or illegible) again and again.

And yet, Mad really was something special. In those issues there were running features by Wally Wood & Bill Elder which mocked popular comic strips or comic book characters and the first few movie parodies showed up. Among those parodies was, of course, 'Superduperman' in Mad #4, a parody of Superman which turned out to be immensely influential on the comic book medium, as a young Alan Moore absorbed a lot of lessons on how to deconstruct super heroes from Kurtzman & Wood's jokes.

It's funny, though, that the magazine format Mad wasn't something I thought of as a comic book. Through my teenage years, I thought of 'comic books' as a publishing format, not a type of storytelling. I saw comic strips and Mad magazines as something separate--which, I later learned, was one reason why Bill Gaines was happy to transition Mad from the comic book format to magazines--comics books were seen as an exclusively children's medium, but magazines were not. It was a shrewd move for Gaines (and also something Kurtzman demanded, but Kurtzman walked off Mad only a year later; he went on to create Trump, Humbug, and Help!, but none of them really stuck).

I have a lot of admiration for many of Mad's usual gang of idiots: Kurtzman, Wood, Elder, John Severin, Sergio Aragones, Al Jaffee, Dave Berg... and I was impressed that at times they attracted some of my favourite non-comics humourists like Stan Freberg and Bob & Ray. I'm glad that for more than 60 years, there was a place for Mad in this weird little world of ours. I read very few issues of Mad, but I was happy there was a continually successful comics publication that wasn't a super hero book. RIP Mad. And, by extension, this is the true death of EC Comics.

Sunday, June 23, 2019

"I enjoy more uplifting stories." Usagi Yojimbo #1 review

Stan Sakai has been telling Usagi Yojimbo stories since 1984, shifting from publisher to publisher: Fantagraphics, Mirage Studios, Dark Horse and now IDW. I'm not sure why Sakai moved the series to IDW - they had previously published a Usagi Yojimbo/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one-shot. Perhaps the fact that Sakai's old friend Kevin Eastman has been telling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stories there helped entice him.

The big change in moving the series to IDW is that it's now in full-colour, whereas previously colour Usagi Yojimbo stories were a rare treat, published as 'color specials' or as original graphic novels. The colour artist on the new IDW series is Tom Luth, who has coloured most of the previous colour Usagi Yojimbo comics, so it's very consistent to the series' standards. It does, however, mean the artistry of black & white storytelling has been lost and the price tag on the comics has been raised. Altogether, I find it a mixed blessing.

Anyway, this new series is opening with a three-part story called 'Bunraku' which sees the return of Sasuke the Demon-Queller, one of my favourite Usagi Yojimbo supporting characters! I had never heard of Japanese bunraku puppet theater, so once again Sakai's story is quite informative about the details. With Sasuke's presence, there are certain to be supernatural problems to bedevil Usagi as the tale progresses. I'm not a fan of the higher cover price, but I'm happy to have more Usagi Yojimbo to enjoy.

Saturday, June 22, 2019

The fatal case of Vertigo

It has recently been announced that DC Comics is closing their Vertigo imprint. Vertigo was, in its heyday, an influential brand within the comics industry. It developed rather organically - although it formally began in 1993, the brand grew in response to readers' interest in 'mature' comics about DC characters such as Swamp Thing, Animal Man, Doom Patrol and Sandman. For most of its first two decades, Vertigo was home to 'mature' takes on unusual DC characters (not the big name characters like Superman, principally those who had supernatural overtones) and creator-owned comics.

I came relatively late to Vertigo, around the time of what turned out to be their last great renaissance - 2002, when Fables and Y: The Last Man were big hits. Although those two titles went on to enjoy long runs, I started to notice that barely anything else Vertigo launched as an ogoing series had any real staying power. After Y & Fables wrapped, the imprint seemed less and less relevant.

Even before Vertigo runner Karen Berger was shown the door in 2012, DC had already begun moving characters like Swamp Thing and John Constantine back into the DC Universe. They shut down Wildstorm just ahead of their 'New 52' linewide reboot and more and more it seemed as though DC wanted to consolidate their brands and decrease the amount of creator ownership (indeed, apparently post-Berger the Vertigo contracts were much less generous to creators). This is pretty much borne out by the manner in which DC's publisher Dan Didio described how DC would function post-Vertigo:

“We’re returning to a singular presentation of the DC brand that was present throughout most of our history until 1993 when we launched Vertigo to provide an outlet for edgier material,” Didio said. “That kind of material is now mainstream across all genres, so we thought it was the right time to bring greater clarity to the DC brand and reinforce our commitment to storytelling for all of our fans in every age group. This new system will replace the age ratings we currently use on our material.”

Aren't comics magical, kids?

Anyway, Berger left in 2012 and her assistant Shelly Bond departed in 2016, so the slow march to dissolving Vertigo has been an open topic of discussion in the comics community for some time. Even laying aside that Berger and Bond are both still working in the industry (Berger at Dark Horse, Bond at IDW) with their impressive rolodexes of talent, for some time now the sort of creators who used to publish their creator-owned material at Vertigo had been headed elsewhere - mostly to Image.

There were a number of great things about Vertigo - for DC as a publisher, it encouraged diversity among the kind of material they published, allowing them to reach audiences with different tastes than their usual super hero fare. It was also a carrot they could offer their big name talent - to keep their creator-owned work with DC and thereby keep those big names from floating to a rival publisher. For the creators, there were advantages to being marketed by DC because the publisher had built up so much goodwill toward retailers over the decades (ie, a DC comic can be expected to keep a reliable schedule; Image comics cannot). And for the industry as a whole, Vertigo encouraged DC to experiment - not simply with 'edgier material' as Didio claimed above, but headier ideas than the super hero genre.

Vertigo has been on its deathbed for many years. It's been so long since there was a real 'water cooler' title that I'm sure a great deal of fandom doesn't see Vertigo's absence as any great loss. It leaves DC a smaller, more creatively inbred publisher, confined to publish almost exclusively in super hero genre books. There may never be another Vertigo; it's hard to imagine today's leading publishers, who look at their holdings as 'IP farms', to allow a place not only to experiment, but to invest time and money into developing a brand with its own niche. Today, Marvel & DC use branding principally as a means to tell readers 'what counts' (their primary super hero universes) and 'what's everthing else' (all-ages, mature readers, non-super hero genre).

Thank goodness Image has largely taken over the audience Vertigo used to reach; RIP Vertigo.

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Iron Man: A Retrospective

I'd like to perform a little retrospective on the publishing history of Marvel Comics' Iron Man. Before I start, I'm going to invoke a spoiler warning for Avengers: Endgame.

SPOILERS!



...I'm looking back on Iron Man in part because with the death of Tony Stark in Avengers: Endgame, it seems an appropriate season for reflection. Not that his counterpart in the comics is even the least bit under the weather - comic book Tony Stark will live forever. However, let's face it... if there is just one person who is the most influential creator in terms of Iron Man's acceptance by the general public, it comes down to Robert Downey, Jr. and his performance in the last 11 years of Marvel Cinematic Universe films, not anything which Marvel Comics has published before or since he came along.

And let's take a moment to appreciate that prior to the film, Iron Man was not a huge property. I remember the days when people on the internet questioned why Marvel was still publishing Iron Man other than sheer inertia. The Iron Man series has a fairly uneven history compared to other Marvel properties. For instance, Daredevil had a similarly difficult time finding its footing (in fact, there was a point in the early 70s where Marvel considered merging Iron Man and Daredevil into one book), but after Frank Miller's first tenure on Daredevil the series found a new way to tell its stories which has kept the property more or less consistent ever since. But while fans of Iron Man have their favourite creators and runs (and definitely their favourite armours) I don't think there is one single creative team who figured out how to write an enduring take on the character; to some extent, every creator has tried to veer away from what their predecessor was doing.

I was not a huge fan of Iron Man (series or character) growing up. In fact, most of the series was unread by me until, thanks to the Iron Man movie, I became head writer/coordinator of an Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe publication called All-New Iron Manual. I am extremely proud of that book (it has art by Carlo Pagulayan & Ron Lim! and an armour diagram by Eliot R. Brown!) and I read everything up to that point in order to guide the project. Later, to coincide with Iron Man 2, I headed up Iron Manual Mark 3, a comic so nice, even Robert Downey, Jr. bought a copy!

I resigned from Marvel Comics in 2012 and since then have not really followed what's been going on with the characters (I do check in on certain creators). So, my tour of Iron Man's publication history is only going up to 2012. I've divided the history by writers and I'm going to observe how the character of Tony Stark changed over the years, how his supporting cast developed and highlight a few memorable stories.

Follow along...

Stan Lee (1963-1968) wrote Tales of Suspense #39-98 with writing assists from Larry Lieber, Robert Bernstein, Al Hartley and Roy Thomas, art by Don Heck, Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko and Gene Colan. So, here's where it all begins - Tony Stark is touring his defense plants in Vietnam when he walks into a booby trap set by the Viet Cong. With shrapnel in his heart, Stark and scientist Ho Yinsen build a suit of armour to keep him alive. There is a lot of important Iron Man history in these issues, naturally, but it is mostly foundational to what comes next. Stan Lee had long been giddy about pitting his comic book heroes against the 'red menace' of communism and no 1960s hero demonstrated that better than Iron Man. Iron Man battled communists in Russia, China, Vietnam and Cuba! Further, as an industrialist who was building weapons for the government, Tony Stark had a stake in the Cold War which other heroes simply didn't have (Lee also established him as the arms dealer to S.H.I.E.L.D. over in his Nick Fury stories as well as the financier of the Avengers).

It took a while for the series to build a supporting cast and it's still very small at this point; the most important were Harold 'Happy' Hogan and Virginia 'Pepper' Potts, who formed a love triangle with Tony, the sort of thing Lee enjoyed writing. However, Lee eventually decided to bring the triangle to a close by having Happy & Pepper hook up and get married. That kind of resulted in them leaving the series, unfortunately, but eventually nostalgia would cause the Tony-Pepper-Happy triangle to return. The only other notable characters were Senator Harrington Byrd (a gruff J. Jonah Jameson-type) and Jasper Sitwell, who immigrated from Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Meantime, there were plenty of notable villains created: the Crimson Dynamo, Titanium Man, the Melter, the Unicorn, Ultimo, the Black Widow, Hawkeye... the biggest of them all, however, was the Mandarin. The least-appreciated villain must be Tony's cousin Morgan Stark, a fascinating character who surprisingly few writers have taken an interest in over the decades.

A few trends began during this run: we have Tony's first health problems as his armour needs to keep him alive; Tony's 'transistor-powered armour' as the first of many charmingly bad comic book science concepts; Tony repeatedly altering and improving his armour; the first time Tony shares his armour (with Happy); and we have the author leaving in the middle of a story which his successor has to complete (in this case, the Whiplash/Maggia story).

Archie Goodwin (1968-1970) wrote Tales of Suspense #99 and Iron Man #1-28 with art by Gene Colan, Johnny Craig, George Tuska and Don Heck. This, to me, is the first great run on the series. As I was reading through the entire series, I found myself slowing down to enjoy the stories. The storyline in Iron Man #17-19 where Tony's LMD takes control of his life is an amazing read! Goodwin brought in characters like Janice Cord (Tony's new love interest) and villains the Controller, Madame Masque and Midas. In the course of these stories, Tony finally had heart surgery so that his armour no longer needed to keep him alive (however, it left him extremely weak and less-powerful afterward). And if you thought James Rhodes was the first black Iron Man... nope! It was Eddie March, whom Tony tried to make the new Iron Man in issue #21, only for Eddie to have health problems of his own. And in #22, Janice Cord died at the hands of the Titanium Man several years before the Green Goblin would kill Gwen Stacy over in Amazing Spider-Man (one wonders why Titanium Man isn't Tony's #1 enemy, considering how killing Gwen elevated the Goblin to Spider-Man's top arch-foe).

Allyn Brodsky and Gerry Conway (1970-1972) wrote Iron Man #30-44 with art by Don Heck, George Tuska and Herb Trimpe. Here we have the first low point in the series. This run of issues was so bad it nearly got the series cancelled! It includes the infamous 'Mr. Kline' story which had also been dragging Daredevil into the sewer. Kevin O'Brien was introduced as a new supporting cast member and got his own armoured identity as the Guardsman (only to be killed off in one of the fill-ins between creative runs) and Tony's new love interest was Marianne Rogers, a psychic. Yeah, a psychic... However, Brodsky did introduce the villain Spymaster, who would go on to be a major villain throughout the series (with various characters assuming the identity).

Mike Friedrich (1972-1975) wrote Iron Man #48-81 with art by George Tuska, Bill Everett, Jim Starlin, P. Craig Russell, Arvell Jones and Chic Stone. This run of issues includes a number of fill-ins. The series didn't have too many running subplots in the 70s, many issues were 'done-in-one'. Still, Friedrich brought out some memorable stories - obviously, #55 which introduced Thanos & Drax the Destroyer is a pretty significant episode in Marvel Comics history. Friedrich also introduced Firebrand and his sister Roxanne (Tony's new love interest) and brought back Happy & Pepper, complete with the love triangle despite their marriage. Friedrich also featured a number of stories where Tony had to deal with labour unrest and student demonstrations, plus Tony's company expanded significantly as for the first time we saw the company's offices in Detroit, Cincinnati, Seattle and such. Unfortunately, his promising 'war of the super-villains' storyline with the Black Lama came down an immensely goofy finish where the Lama turned out to be an alternate reality Gerald Ford.

Bill Mantlo (1976-1978) wrote Iron Man #86-115 with art by George Tuska, Keith Pollard, Carmine Infantino, Keith Giffen and John Romita Jr. Bill Mantlo's 'run' is full of all kinds of fill-ins and it's hard to tell where his run really 'starts'. Of course, I have to mention Mantlo's fill in during Friedrich's run: in issue #78, Mantlo penned a tale where Tony witnesses the impact of his weapons in Vietnam and, struck by the horror of it, determines to get out of weapons. It was a pretty major development for a fill-in story and it began to set up Tony as someone who no longer blindly championed technology but who would wrestle with the effects of his inventions on the world around him. Mantlo tried to set up his own creation Jack of Hearts as Iron Man's protege but it didn't pan out; he also brought in Kevin O'Brien's brother Michael as a means of bringing back the Guardsman and he created the memorable villain Arsenal.

Bob Layton & David Michelinie (1978-1982) wrote Iron Man #116-157 with art by John Romita Jr., Carmine Infantino, Sal Buscema, Jerry Bingham, Alan Weiss, Joe Brozowski, Luke McDonnell and Alan Kupperberg (also inks by Bob Layton). Here we have the first tenure of Layton/Michelinie on the book and they're probably ranked #1 to the majority of Iron Man fans. In their hands, the supporting cast exploded as, for the first time, Stark's company seemed to have a life beyond Tony's office - new characters like Mrs. Arbogast, Bethany Cabe (Tony's new love interest), Vic Martinelli, Yvettte Avril, Artie Pithins... even Scott Lang (Ant-Man) would chime in from time to time. But the most important addition to the cast was James Rhodes, Tony's personal pilot. Rhodey could handle himself in a fight and after Layton & Michelinie established him as being adjacent to Tony's origin story, it pretty much guaranteed he'd be moving on to big things in the series. Michelinie & Layton brought an increased emphasis on Tony as a businessman, not only by pitting him against S.H.I.E.L.D. in an attempted hostile takeover, but by introducing the new villain Justin Hammer, a corrupt businessman who challenged Tony on a different level. Basically, any writer since Michelinie/Layton who didn't use Justin Hammer instead used a different character with the same purpose (ie, Obadiah Stane, Kearson DeWitt, Sunset Bain). Michelinie & Layton are also beloved by fans for introducing armours for special environments, such as the stealth armour. But their biggest influence on the character was felt in issue #128, the first time Tony struggled with alcoholism, a major addition to his character which gave him a new physical weakness to replace what the heart injury had once done for him.

Dennis O'Neil (1982-1986) wrote #158-208 with art by Carmine Infantino, Steve Ditko, Luke McDonnell, Mike Vosburg, Don Perlin, Rich Buckler, Sal Buscema, Herb Trimpe and Mark Bright. O'Neil's run is best known for promoting James Rhodes to the leading role (from #169-199), but is also remembered for introducing the villain Obadiah Stane and the red & silver armour (in issue #200). O'Neil wrote virtually every one of Michelinie & Layton's supporting characters out of the book and brought in the twins Clytemnestra & Morley Erwin as the new supporting cast (Morley died in #199 and the next creative team turned Clytemnestra into a villain, then killed her). Personally, the highlights of this run are issue #182 where Tony finally seeks help for his alcoholism and #192 where Tony earns back Rhodey's friendship.

Bob Layton & David Michelinie (1987-1990) returned for a second run in Iron Man #215-256 with art by Mark Bright, Bob Layton, Barry Windsor-Smith, Jackson Guice, Denys Cowan, Alan Kupperberg, Paul Smith and John Romita Jr. (also inks by Layton). In some respects, this run is a lot like the earlier Michelinie/Layton run: most of the supporting characters whom O'Neil wrote out were brought back, Tony regained his company, Rhodey stopped wearing the armour, Justin Hammer was back, new special environment armours were introduced and Tony eventually went back to the red & gold colours. However, they didn't simply rehash what they'd done before: they brought Tony through one of his most controversial arcs in what they called 'Stark Wars' but which everyone else calls 'Armor Wars' (#225-231), in which Tony obsessively hunted down both villains and heroes wearing armour, trying to prevent his designs from taking lives. They also critiqued Tony's love life as his latest girlfriend Kathy Dare shot Tony in the spine, crippling him. Although Tony regained his mobility by the end of their run it set in motion major complications for the character. Like many creative runs on Iron Man, this one had some problems going on in the background - Bob Layton was supposed to continue writing the series solo, but instead they brought in a new writer...

John Byrne (1990-1992) wrote Iron Man #258-277 with art by John Romita Jr., Paul Ryan and Mark Bright. John Byrne was in the middle of his 'corporate Namor' material in Namor the Sub-Mariner at the time so this was an interesting choice... it was also something to see John Romita, Jr. return to this series with his own art style now fully developed. Most of Byrne's run was taken up by 'Armor Wars II', which, despite the title, had nothing to do with the earlier storyline. The story concerns Kearson DeWitt going after Stark for revenge (and in a nice twist, Stark has no idea who DeWitt is or what he wants revenge for). The microchip in Tony's spine from the end of Michelinie/Layton's run turns out to contain a weapon designed by DeWitt to seize control of Tony's nervous system. By the end of the story, Tony is a nervous wreck... I mean, he's barely able to walk. Byrne also wrote a major Mandarin storyline which tied his origin into Fin Fang Foom (seriously!) and revealed his ten rings belonged to space dragons who now wanted them back... I have no idea why they left them unguarded for several hundred years, frankly.

Len Kaminski (1992-1995) wrote Iron Man #278-318 with art by Paul Ryan, Kevin Hopgood, Barry Kitson, Tom Morgan, Tom Tenney, Steve Ellis and Dave Chlystek. Kaminski came to the book in the middle of the 'Operation: Galactic Storm' crossover with the Avengers but he very quickly became a fan-favourite writer - for a long time, he was the only serious rival to Michelinie/Layton in the fan community. Much of Kaminski's run simply revisited earlier ideas like new special environment armour (eventually he introduced the modular armour which could refit for special situations), Rhodey becoming Iron Man again and the conclusion to Tony's nervous system woes. I really admire him for seemingly killing off Tony Stark, but never tricking the readers, who knew from the outset that Tony was still alive; most comic book writers would have tried to trick the audience. Anyway, Kaminski did a great job of maintaining and building on the supporting cast from the Michelinie/Layton years, reestablished Rhodey as War Machine, introduced Veronica Benning (Tony's newest love interest) and even brought Happy and Pepper back into the cast. In retrospect, this was a very stable time for the series, with no sense of the tumult which would follow.

Terry Kavanagh (1995-1996) wrote Iron Man #319-332 with writing assists from Dan Abnett and James Felder and art by Tom Morgan, Adriana Melo, Hector Oliveira, Sergio Cariello, Jim Cheung, Mark Bright, Jim Calafiore, Dave Hover, Marc Campos and Joe Bennett (basically, Kavanagh never had a regular penciler). And here's what most fans would call the worst creative run on Iron Man. Kaminski evidently fled the series rather than write this story, in which the Avengers crossover 'The Crossing' unmasks Iron Man as a murderer who had been a sleeper agent for Kang for years and begins killing off members of the Avengers (well, unpopular members, anyway). The crossover ended with Tony making a heroic sacrifice while his college-aged self from another reality became the new Iron Man. Pretty much the only people who enjoy these comics are of the 'I like it ironically' school. The entire experience left a bad taste in fan's mouths and I don't recommend they be read by anyone other than researchers.

Jim Lee, Scott Lobdell & Jeph Loeb (1996-1997) wrote Iron Man #1-12 with art by Whilce Portacio, Ryan Benjamin, Jim Lee, Terry Shoemaker and Ed Benes. The entire family of Avengers titles were brought low by 'The Crossing', causing them to dwindle in number instead of thriving, which is supposed to be the point of a good crossover, y'know? So, along came Jim Lee & Rob Liefeld, who rebooted the Avengers & Fantastic Four characters. These comics didn't do much more than provide a cushion between the despised 'Teen Tony' stories and the next revamp, basically clearing the ground for...

Kurt Busiek (1998-2000) wrote Iron Man #1-25 with writing assists from Richard Howell and Roger Stern and art by Sean Chen, Patrick Zircher, Mark Bagley and Tom Lyle. This is an interesting mix of nostalgia for the Lee & Goodwin years which, at the same time, tried to move the series forward. Tony sets up a new company as an independent contractor, which basically turns him into James Bond with power armour. Sean Chen's armour design was great, but it was disappointing to see the Happy-Pepper-Tony triangle brought back yet again. Highlights included Rumiko Fujikawa (Tony's new love interest), Tony becoming an AA sponsor to Carol Danvers and the obscure Machine Man villain Sunset Bain established as a villainous female counterpart to Stark. Lowlights included Tony discovering his armour was causing him new health problems, only for him to fix the problem within one issue; coupled with that was Tony using a telepathic weapon to erase people's memories of his secret identity, all of which seemed like a misguided effort to de-complicate Tony's problems instead of escalating them - not good drama.

Joe Quesada (2000) wrote from Iron Man #26-30 with art by Sean Chen and Alitha Martinez. Quesada basically wrote just one story (although he hung around to co-plot with Tieri as he assumed full writing duties), but it's a pretty good one: 'The Mask in the Iron Man' had Tony's armour become sentient, turn against Tony and finally sacrifice its life for him. It's something of a retelling of Archie Goodwin's LMD story and it brought back Tony's heart problems. I think it works well, as long as you ignore the follow-up story.

Frank Tieri (2000-2002) wrote Iron Man #31-49 with writing assists from Joe Quesada and art by Alitha Martinez, Paul Ryan, Keron Grant, Udon Studios and Chris Batista. So, this one is a pretty despised creative run. Initially fans were interested but around the time Tony's never-before-seen best friend Tiberius Stone had an affair with Rumiko, the knives came out. Keron Grant designed a new suit of armour whose introduction was supposed to be an exciting revelation, but which was ultimately so unpopular that over in the Avengers, creators would go out of their way to avoid depicting Tony in armour. Tieri also brought back Ho Yinsen as the leader of a floating city full of Iron Men, then revealed it (and the sentient armour) were all a plot by Ultron. Oh, and for part of the series Tony changed his name to 'Hogan Potts' and worked at an office job. Let's move on.

Mike Grell (2002-2003) wrote Iron Man #50-66 with writing assists from Robin Laws and art by Michael Ryan, Ryan Odagawa, Mike Grell, Ivan Reis and Alan Davis. This run has been pretty much forgotten by fandom, although it is here that Tony Stark finally went public as Iron Man, a development which will probably never be rolled back (thanks to the movies). The new armour designed by Michael Ryan was much liked, but almost no one remembers Grell rewrote Tony's origin, shuffling it to eastern Europe instead of Vietnam. This all happened during the Bill Jemas era at Marvel Comics where almost every comic would tell stories in six-issue arcs and super-villains, team-ups and crossovers became somewhat scarce. There's not too much that's flashy about these stories and Grell wound up leaving mid-story.

John Jackson Miller (2003-2004) wrote from Iron Man #73-85 with art by Jorge Lucas and Philip Tan. Miller seemed to be a huge fan of the series and filled his rather short run with all kinds of references from across the series, bringing back not only Michelinie/Layton cast members but also stuff which had been left dangling since the Kaminski era. Miller chose to make Tony Stark the US Secretary of Defense, making the book more overtly political than it had been in the past. It might have been an interesting change for the character but it didn't last very long. Miller only really got to tell one story with Tony as SOD, and while I think he wrote a compelling take on the Iraq War, artist Philip Tan's choice to draw the Kurdish female revolutionary Vitriol in T&A poses really worked against the tone of the story.

Warren Ellis (2005-2006) wrote Iron Man #1-6 with art by Adi Granov. This story, 'Extremis', really should have been a limited series. Incredibly, it took 18 months for all six issues to ship! By the end of it, Tony had his body rebuilt by the Extremis technology, turning him into a post-human able to link into virtually any computer. This made Tony ridiculously powerful. I fondly recall a phone conversation I had with Eliot R. Brown while making The All-New Iron Manual where I explained to him how Ellis defined the Extremis powers. Brown scoffed at Ellis' 'pseudeoscience', told me how it was all wrong, then explained how he'd achieve the same ends using ideas extrapolated from real science. I told him to go for it; I doubt my editors noticed. Anyway, Granov had been painting covers for Iron Man since the Miller run but his visuals in these stories wound up having a huge impact on the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In the comics, Ellis' Extremis would hang around for some time to come and his characters Maya Hansen & Sal Kennedy remained in the supporting cast for the next team.

Daniel and Charles Knauf (2006-2008) wrote Iron Man #7-28 with art by Patrick Zircher, Roberto de la Torre, Jackson Guice and Carlo Pagulayan. This creative run started off fairly modest, but by the end, I found I really enjoyed the Knaufs. The shadow of Marvel's 'Civil War' event hovers on their work, as it was during their run that - due to the machinations of Mark Millar - Tony Stark became director of S.H.I.E.L.D., which is kind of an amped-up version of what John Jackson Miller tried to do during his run. In the midst of that, the Knaufs had Tony deliver a mercy kill to Happy Hogan at Pepper's request, which just makes Tony and Pepper hooking up seem all the more wrong-headed. However, they delivered a fantastic Mandarin epic wherein the Mandarin tries to obtain Extremis for himself; it turned out to be the Knafus' farewell to the series.

Matt Fraction (2008-2012) wrote Invincible Iron Man #1-33 & 500-527 with art by Salvador Larroca. This series launched while the Knaufs' book was still coming out so Marvel could see if the Iron Man movie would increase people's interest in Iron Man comics. As it turns out, nope, but the Fraction/Larroca series wound up becoming the principal ongoing title and they remained together for many years, easily the most consistent creative team in the series' history. There are ups and downs in this run, but I think most fans are down with the 'World's Most Wanted' storyarc (#8-19), where Tony loses control of S.H.I.E.L.D. to Norman Osborn and is hunted around the globe by Osborn's resources while his mind slowly unravels. It included Pepper donning her own armour as Rescue and made Tony & Pepper a couple (plus Tony & Maria Hill, for both of the people who wanted that). Fraction/Larroca introduced a number of new threats for Tony based on relatives of long-dead adversaries, like Obadiah Stane's son Ezekiel and Justin Hammer's daughter Sasha. The crossover 'Fear Itself' (which was written by Fraction) threw the book off its game, but Fraction & Larroca did a fine job overall.

And that's it; since 2012, the writers have been: Kieron Gillen (2013-2014), who, bafflingly, decided to retcon Tony's parentage, making him the son of some S.H.I.E.L.D. agent instead of Howard & Maria Stark, a situation I'm sure someone will fix eventually; Tom Taylor (2014-2015) who wrote the 'Superior' Iron Man; Brian Michael Bendis (2015-2018), who eventually killed off Tony and replaced him with two Iron Men - Riri Williams and Doctor Doom - then brought Tony back before jumping ship from Marvel Comics; and Dan Slott (2018-), the current writer.

As I said before, I didn't care too much for Iron Man initially. Thanks to going through the series, however, I came to really appreciate the character. I enjoy him the most when he's heroic, but flawed; savvy in technology, blind to his shortcomings; pitted against villains who challenge him physically and mentally; and supported by a cast of well-developed characters.

All covers taken from The Grand Comics Database.