Here are three warning signs to bear in mind.
HAS YOUR CAUCASIAN PROTAGONIST...
- ...Begun growing his blond hair into a mullet?
- ...Been wielding ridiculous, giant firearms?
- ...Taken to wearing a bandanna around his head?
If you answered "yes" to all three of these questions, then you are publishing either...
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
...Or Star Wars.
When this happens, you are certain to be cancelled soon after.